Joke

Santa and Banta were playing chess

(joke doesn’t end here)…

Santa – chal yaar bas karte hein. … Banta – Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

(joke doesn’t end here either)…

Phir wahan Vishwanathan Anand aata hai.

Vishy – Chalo Santa-Banta chess khelte hein.

Santa-Banta: nahi. Aap to hume aasaani se haraa doge.

Vishy: chalo yaar. Tum dono aur main akela.

Santa-Banta: phir bhi hum haar jaayenge.

Vishy: Ok. Main left haath se khelunga.

Santa-Banta: haan. Phir theek hai.

(the joke still doesn’t end here).

Dono obviously haar jaate hein aur Vishy chalaa jaata hai.

Santa: badi sharmnaak baat hai yaar. Let hand se bhi haraa diya usne.

(wait yaar joke still is on).

Banta: abe bewakoof banaa gaya who hume.

Santa: who kaise.

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga….

Joke